How much do you love abs?

FOS Missy (Fan of the Show Missy) sent us her long awaited AB REPORT for the show this week. It seemed worthy of some visual representation when she sent it to us, so, for the ladies…..

Here it is! The most anticipated segment to ever hit the Wrestling Mayhem Show airwaves! It’s “MISSY’S TOP 6-PACK!”

In honor of the term ‘six-pack’, I’m gonna share my picks for the top six sets of abs in professional wrestling today. I bet you’ve never been this excited in your life!!!

Oh and there will be pictures! Not that anyone listening over the interwebs can see them, but you can. You’re welcome. =)

I wanna start off by acknowledging someone who didn’t make the list.
AJ Styles’s abs are not what they used to be. And this makes me sad.

Before:

These days:

Sorry AJ. Maybe you’re playing with your little kids more or something, but your abs are suffering as a result…. I still love you though!

On to the list!

Numero 6!
KOFI KINGSTON

This one came as a bit of a surprise to me, but I noticed him while I was doing my research. (Which was quite fun. *wink*) But anyway yes he did take the sixth spot despite being a rookie. Keep it up Mr. Kingston!

Number 5!
PETEY WILLIAMS

Petey’s abs have always been impressive. He may have shaved his head and aligned himself with a loser like Steiner, but he still has the abs going for him despite his other bad decisions. Don’t lose them Petey. Your abs and the Canadian Destroyer are basically all you have left.

Cuatro!
“THE DEVIANT” MICHAEL HUTTER

You may not know this very nice looking man, but he was in IWC once, and I have not forgotten him. I know he’s active in a few places in Ohio. I’d go there just for him. I miss your abs Michael. Come back to IWC.

Third Place!
“M-DOGG 20” MATT CROSS

This guy just has a really really nice bod. A scary lumberjack beard, but a nice bod complete with nice abs. Nice enough to earn him the third spot in this prestigious countdown. Be careful with those abs Matt! (Ever seen his MySpace pics? That guy is crazy!)

The runner up!
JOHN MORRISON

Surprised? You may have been expecting him to be number one, probably because I mention his wonderful abs like seven times a week. He did, however, fall one spot short of the coveted number one spot. It is no shame to come in second though. His abs are a piece of magic. I’m so glad you’re on tv once or even twice a week Johnny, cause I really do like looking at your abs.

Are you ready??????
Missy’s best abs in all of professional wrestling award goes to……

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ROMEO ROSELLI!!!!!!!!

Wow. Just wow. Abs do not get much better than his. And to think I stood next to the six pack of all six packs! I am very much looking forward to seeing them again at Steel City Wrestlefest. Romeo, please let me rub them for luck. Congratulations on your awesomeness.

Well there you have it. Missy has searched high and low for a “Six Pack” of amazing abdominal muscles. And to think most people believe wrestling is directed at a male audience.

Now wrestlers everywhere will hit the gym harder in the hopes that they can one day be a part of this all important list.

Thanks guys, and have a good rest of the show.

-F.O.S. Missy