Mad Mike Mayhem Article 1: Haiku in a Cell

Since the Wrestling Mayhem Show is off this week, I have taken it upon myself to give the mWo some more fun content.

So taking an idea from DJ Lunchbox, I will present a review of last night’s Hell in a Cell pay per view in the form of a haiku for each match.

Triple Threat Submissions Count Anywhere match for the United States Championship Daniel Bryan (c) Vs. The Miz Vs. John Morrison

For non tap-out guys,
Miz and Jo Mo did their best
Bryan “Lock”ed it up.

Hell in a Cell Match for the WWE Championship Randy Orton (c) Vs. Sheamus

Pasty people don’t
Fare well in enclosed steel cells.
Stone Cold R K O.

Edge Vs. Jack Swagger

Unexpected match.
Lisp, Alberto, Spear Spear Spear
I miss Jack’s eagle.

John Cena Vs. Wade Barret

Now we know that Vince
Wants to turn Cena heel but,
Still doesn’t know how!

WWE Diva’s Championship match Michelle McCool (c) Vs. Natalya

Solid wrestling match.
Honestly, who throws a shoe?
Nice “heel” move Layla.

Hell in a Cell for the World Heavyweight Championship Kane (c) Vs. Undertaker

Big red champion,
Taker blinded by the light.
Why, Paul Bearer, Why?

And that’s my Haikview for the show, which was really awesome. Tomorrow I hope to have a review up for last week’s Impact and this week’s Raw in only the way that I can review things.

Happy Mayhem everyone!