Mad Mike Reviews NXT: DRUNK BELLAS FALLING

YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. IT’S DRUNK BELLA FALLING TIME, ENOUGH BULLSHIT INTRO LET’S DO THIS!!!!

Segment 1

• Chris Jericho really IS cool dad now isn’t he?
• Justin does a lot of odd stretches for a dude who isn’t on TV all that much
• Jojo and Justin Gabriel basically have the same amount of personality and screen time
• Eva Marie is the one who is engaged and asked to ride Fandango’s disco stick
• MICHAEL FUCKING HAYES FTW
• There is a training scene without scowling Sara Del Ray….what the shit?
• Thank God Nattie recognizes that her spray tan guy is Tyson Kidd with the mumps
• This is weird all of them having a rational conversation…
• That is the worst move I’ve ever seen
• OMG Drunk Brie picture montage!
• Cookie sheet!!!
• Nattie needs twerking lessons
• Cameron dated a guy over double her age…nothing about this shocks me
• Jojo’s never quiet?? She’s always quiet on this show

Segment 2

• Jojo is only 19, so I shall now officially think of her as the Wrestlefan of this show
• God Jojo ate fucking nothing on her plate
• Cena is purse shopping!
• Ooh what’s the over/under on Nikki’s definition of “THAT many people”
• I’m guessing at least 20
• Vinny…it’s a fucking bachelorette party
• BTW Vinny’s twitter page says he is accepting bookings…so fuck him
• Curt Hawkins sighting!
• “I wanna see your pink…and I don’t mean your gear.” Oh Nikki

Segment 3

• Nattie is horrible at twerking and taking shots
• Yeah where else would these Divas get to see barely dressed men in silly costumes gyrating?
• Oh right…
• Jojo and Justin have had one date….of course he’s going to be out with someone who can drink

Segment 4

• One date Jojo. You had one date.
• Oh man….this is gonna be awesome
• BELLA DOWN! BELLA DOWN!! BELLA DOWN!!!
• I love the blurring of the vag shots
• Everyone is talking about “Brie mode” yet Nikki is the one who falls drunk
• “At the end of the day” count: 1

Segment 5

• Wow…that whole exchange with drunk Brie and Sleepy Bryan is amazing
• Bryan is consistently awesome
• Little odd that Cena isn’t there with the Superstars all stars and Bryan

Segment 6

• Nikki brings porn and a vibrator since John wasn’t there
• “the bomb dot com” count: too many
• Vinny needs to take off that rosary
• Jojo sees the cotton candy like Brie sees orgasm shots

Segment 7

• Ah I can totally relate to dating someone who can’t control their booze, but at the same time….fuck you Cameron
• Jojo sweetie, you’re 19 and have no tits…that’s why you don’t have a Maxim shoot