Mad Mike Reviews TNA: Hogan Uses A Wiffle Bat

Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!

Segment 1: Recrap, Aries segment

• Seriously why does Aces and Assholes get odd zoomed in camera angles…these guys are rebels right?
• “I’m left handed!” amazing A-Double
• Why is Sting Two Face now?
• Is Hogan holding a foam wifflebat????
• I wish I could go back to all the past Impacts and see if the matches tonight have happened already

Segment 2: ODB segment, Match 1: James Storm Vs. RVD

• ODB isn’t nearly as entertaining without EY
• You guys….James Storm has 66 points, math says he is guaranteed a spot in the final four
• I don’t see how picking your opponent is that much of an advantage

Segment 3: Match cont

• TNA uses graphics that are way too big
• Okay, so Storm has guaranteed that he’s gonna be able to pick right?
• Stop showering children and park goers with beer
• Again…guys, learn math, I just went back and checked Joe is second with 61 points, and literally cannot beat Storm unless he has two matches left

Segment 4: Match 2: Maddy vs.ODB

• Tiffany is a horrible actress
• Maddy is still the best character in the Knockouts division
• It’s a shame Maddy just got squashed like that
• EY!!!!!!!!
• I think Eric is wearing 4 pocket squares

Segment 5: Gut Check bullshit, Hogan/Sting segment

• If Gut Check is for potential, do any of these guys have potential to get on TV when they win
• Why would anyone identify with a dude who went to prison?
• Did Kaz just call Sting “Heath”?
• Upon a rewinding….he did. That’s amazing
• What I got from this segment, new tag champs Chavo and Hernandez
• I hate watching the old dudes bicker

Segment 6: Match 3: Joe Vs. AJ

• Unless Joe has one more match then Storm already has #1 locked up
• The announcers and recap guys need to stop using “possibly” when talking about locking up spots….it’s easy to tell if they can lock a spot or what
• Okay, they finally announced that Joe does have a match next week
• Nice adjustment from the STF to a Rings of Saturn like move
• Nice finish for these guys
• Guess this means AJ is fighting Daniels/Kaz at the PPV

Segment 7: Gut Check bullshit

• Taz says no, thank God
• Wow, they both finally said no…thank God
• Joey Ryan!!!

Segment 8: Joseph Park segment, Match 4: Angle Vs. Hardy

• Ok so…..Joseph Park is probably behind Aces and Assholes right?
• At least this is actually must win for both guys

Segment 9: Match cont

• Good back and forth match with these two
• Hardy had to win for next week to mean anything

Segment 10: Aries segment

• Hogan, you had a chance to see their faces last week….you didn’t rip off any masks
• “Which one’s the ugly one?”
• Hmmmm I didn’t see Angle out there…interesting
• Wow….that guy totally lost his mask by accident
• Looked like Wes Brisco

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Wrestling: 4 Laganas out of 5

Logic: 3.5 Laganas out of 5

Overall: 7.5 Laganas out of 10