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Mad Mike Reviews TNA: I’m Gonna Have to Order Destination X

Jul 8, 2012

Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!

Segment 1: Recap, Bully segment, Aries/Hogan segment

Carly’s here!
I’m getting a little tired of Joseph Park…the storyline is really good, but it seems like it’s dragged out for too long
Hahahaha restraining order gimmick
Hogan doesn’t know he is A-Double….hate him, at least Aries countered it

Segment 2: Dixie segment, Match 1: Crimson Vs. Devon

Nice to see they’re bringing in people without gutcheck
Why would anyone believe Daniels after it’s proven he’s been a liar?
Wow way to explain why they haven’t done a TV Title match for almost a month
Crimson has absolutely n0 gimmick now that the undefeated thing is over
Wow, I kinda want Crimson to go on an equally long losing streak now
Oh no…here’s Maddy, it is fucking Hebner isn’t it?
I hope this leads to Earl giving Maddy the Knockouts Title…that’d be amazing

Segment 3: Sabin segment

Really sucks that Sabin is out again, I don’t feel too bad though, he is banging Velvet
I really hope this leads to a big push for Sabin when he gets back
Wow that crutch kick was amazing

Segment 4: Match 2: Dakota Darsow Vs. Flip Cassanova, Hooters segment

Gee…I wonder why they call him Flip
Nice to see that they call him a second-generation guy
Flip busted Dakota open due to being a little sloppy
Wow, was that like an inverted 360 double leg drop?
Stop calling people “Boo” Tara

Segment 5: Taeler segment, Match 3: Gail/Maddy Vs. Tara/Hooters

Yay she’s happy…
Hooters is back to being Miss Tessmacher because Brooke Hogan is the only Brooke allowed in TNA
Good thing Brian Hebner isn’t reffing this match, that might be awkward
Ugh poor Maddy

Segment 6: Storm package, AJ segment, Hogan segment

I really don’t care about James Storm anymore
“Junkie whore” wow…okay then
I hate this angle…I really do
Oh my God…has this been going on for a year? Ugggggghhhh
Aces and eights…oh Lord, how the hell did that person even get backstage?

Segment 7: Hardy segment, Match 4: Kenny King Vs. Lars Only

Why is Hardy a Skrull?
Lars looks like Jason Mewes
So Cal Val still does things???
Wow, nice 61-rana
Lars tried for the Botch-o-matic there
The King is gonna be crowned….well done good sir

Segment 8: Aries segment, Match 5: Storm Vs. Hardy

Nice to see the interaction with Kenny King there
Nice to see them both trying to use their finishers early
I wonder if Storm walking outside was supposed to be the commercial break…

Segment 9: Match cont.

Pretty sure Hardy has more big match experience than Storm does there Taz
Storm countered the plancha by Jeff, but no one called it
Holy shit that one girl when Hardy took off his shirt….Jesus
Nice storytelling there, Jeff played possum as Storm was setting up for the last call

Segment 10: Preview for next week, Hogan segment